Hibernating Beagles

Hello disgusting blogging dogs,

My name is Snook, but you may call me your Majesty. Unfortunately I share an abode with the two creatures that blog here. It infuriates me when I think how these two have their own blog and I can't even reserve a seat at the window.

I want you to know the truth about these two...

they are bad, bad dogs!

They eat constantly! I've never seen such pigs.

They manage to stick their cold noses EVERYWHERE. I can't tell you how many times I've been violated...467 times and that was just this morning.

When Bailey sleeps she keeps her eyes slightly open so she looks like something out of a horror movie.

How would you like to wake up to that every morning?

Every night they decide to go on a "hunt" and instead of being their older, authoritative brother I somehow get confused for a gray, fuzzy rabbit.

I've caught them snorting my catnip and my cat grass was devoured the first day my human servant brought it home to me.

So what am I doing on here? I'm practicing my posting abilities so that my next move is Craigslist..or Freecycle.

I will prevail.


Niamh said...

It is hard living with beagles but they are just doing what good dogs do.

Your friends,
Niamh & Ambrose

Anonymous said...

Hey, Snooks, you'd better stay on your side of the road, or I'll take a sniff at ya myself!!! RRRrrrr... Waldo The Great!!!